Hello! My name is Irwin Quagmire Wart. Thanks for stopping by my very own spider web.That is what this is, isn't it? I don't understand, exactly, how one giant spinder can spin a web that connects everybody on this internet thingy but I'm sure glad it works because now I have a way to share with you, some of my favorite things. This is the place where you can learn more about me, Irwin, and my family and friends. I have lots of great stuff to teach you about frogs and water conservation. There's a page of jokes and games, and even a page about how you should behave in the swamp. My mom taught me these rules when I was a young tadpole, but I think they'll work great for human kids, too. But my very favorite thing here are my books. I had lots of fun writing these books and I hope you'll have just as much fun when you read them.
The important thing here is to have some fun, so take your time and look around. Don't forget to come back often. I'll be adding new features as time goes on, including my very own storefront where you will be able to purchase my books. For now, there are a couple that are available as PDF downloads. (PDF stands for Phrog Document File, I think)
Enjoy yourself and come back soon!
Your amphibi-friend,
Irwin Quagmire Wart

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The Tuilleries Gardens, Paris

Red Nose Day 2018. I've supported Red Nose Day for several years now. It's a great cause to get behind. And it's fun, too! We finally convinced Mom to join us so this year it really was a family affair. The red nose nicely matches her lipstick, don't you think?
The Wart family had a super time "clowning" around for this wonderful charity that helps kids all over the world.
I wonder who I should recruit for next year's photo? Maybe my grandparents, or a cousin or two. You'll just have to check back and see!